babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via seanp0donnell)

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If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. Haruki Murakami, (via kushandwizdom)

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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via forget-about--the-heartbreaks)

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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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dreaming-about-neverland:

but-i-wish-i-was-d3ad:

thevultureswillsingtonight:

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